Song Length |
2:58 |
Genre |
Rock - General |
Lyrics
THIS ONE?S TOO
(Words & Music by Brian Pincus)
VERSE 1:
I?VE BEEN ON A COUPLE FEW DATES BY NOW
I?M NOT SAYING THAT I UNDERSTAND THE REASONS HOW
EVEN I CAN SEE WHEN IT?S NOT RIGHT FOR ME
THEN IT?S TIME FOR MY POLICY TO LET IT BE
I TRY TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND, BUT IT AIN?T EASY.
EVERYBODY?S COMIN? FROM ANOTHER GALAXY
MY FRIENDS ARE SAYING THAT THE PROBLEM?S GOTTA BE WITH ME
NOW I?M TELLIN? EVERYBODY SO THAT THEY CAN SEE
CHORUS:
I?M LOOKIN? ALL AROUND THE WORLD
SEARCHIN? FOR A LITTLE PEARL
I JUST GOTTA FIND MY GIRL
VERSE 2:
(THIS ONE?S TOO?) TOO WEAK, TOO GRUFF, NOT TOUGH ENOUGH
TOO THIN, TOO TALL, TOO VOLUPTUOUS
I?M LOOKIN? FOR THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF MUSCLE TONE
BEFORE THE FINE LINE OF TOO MUCH TESTOSERONE
THIS ONE?S TOO PROPER, TOO CONSERVATIVE
THIS ONE?S NOT EVER GONNA LET ME LIVE
THIS ONE?S TOO PASSIVE, GONNA GIVE RIGHT IN
THIS ONE?S GOT A BIGGER-THAN JAY LENO CHIN
CHORUS:
I?M LOOKIN? ALL AROUND THE WORLD
SEARCHIN? FOR A LITTLE PEARL
I JUST GOTTA FIND MY GIRL
BRIDGE:
(INSTRUMENTAL)
VERSE 3:
(THIS ONE?S TOO?) TOO STIFF, TOO STRICT, TOO SERIOUS
THIS ONE?S ALREADY GOT ME GOIN? DELIRIOUS
THIS ONE?S NOT PLEASING TO THE HUMAN TOUCH
I DON?T THINK WHAT I?M ASKING FOR IS TOO MUCH
NOW YOU KNOW WHY I STILL DON?T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
I?M WAITING FOR THE ONE TO LAST ME ?TIL THE VERY END
IF I HAVE TO, I?LL GO ON A DATE EVERY DAY
PLAY THE ODDS, SO I CAN END THIS CRAZY NUMBERS GAME
?TIL THAT DAY, I HAVE TO KEEP THE TIRES TURNING
I CANNOT REST ?TIL I HAVE SATISFIED THIS BURNING
WHEN IT COMES I KNOW FOR SURE THAT I?LL BE READY
WITH ALL THE PRACTICE, NOW I?M STRAIGHT AND STRONG AND STEADY
CHORUS:
I?M LOOKIN? ALL AROUND THE WORLD
SEARCHIN? FOR A LITTLE PEARL
I JUST GOTTA FIND MY GIRL
SEARCHIN? FOR A LITTLE PEARL
I?M LOOKIN? ALL AROUND THE WORLD
SEARCHIN? FOR A LITTLE PEARL