Song Description

blues lament over the struggle of an important marriage issue. Not!

Lyrics

funny, live song for the AM drive...

I Left the Seat Up

she walks in with a rattlesnake in each hand and asks me for the truth
lies don't come as easily as they did in my youth
when I left the seat up, I left the seat up
and woman will forgive a man for almost anything
he can crash the car, look at a girl even lose the wedding ring
but don't leave the seat up, who left the seat up?

(Chorus)
Baby knows it was me
'cause I stand when I pee
She was so sweet 'til I forgot to put down the toilet seat

her skirt is dripping water all across the kitchen floor
i get the sneaking suspicion that I don't live here anymore
since I left the seat up, I left the seat up

Baby knows it was me
'cause I stand when I pee
Now I'm on the street cause I forgot to put down the toilet seat

why is it so hard for a woman to look down? 2x

this shouldn't be funny cause I've been homeless for a while
but there's still a mental picture that always makes me smile
i see that look on her face and her ankles up in the air
as she grabs for the walls and soaks her underwear
I'll bet anybody twenty dollars she had to throw out that underwear
cause I left the seat up, I left the seat up

Baby knows it was me,
we all know it was me/'cause I stand when I pee
she was so sweet til I forgot to put down...
Watch your bare feet cause I forgot to put down the toilet seat
look down look down look down look down woman