What The Fuck Is This All About Anyway?

Stay tuned for "The Liquor And Whores Project" coming your way soon. A collection of hot and nasty tracks from some of the filthiest, low down, theiving alcoholics in the game. We've been waiting outside of the courthouse for a month straight to see who got bail, just so we could round up enough sick twisted fucks to make a classic record with no holds barred.... only problem was, there isn't a judge on this planet that would let these losers back into society, leaving us with no choice but to break them out our damn selves. So lock up your daughters and liquor cabinets, 'cuz these degenerates will stop at nothing to get into both.

Johnny Stash

Name: Johnny Stash AKA The Fridge AKA Juice Bigelow

Location: Your Mothers House

Catch Phrase: "Hey bitch, what's your number?"



The type to turn a dime into a nickle, Johnny Stash knows no shame, and the morning after, he won't even know your name. This repeat felon's had 'em all, don't matter if they're fat, skinny, short or tall. no ass is too low class for The Stash!

Long walks on the beach with that special somebody? Fuck that! It's a case of beer in the park with the local dirty for this piece of shit!



http://www.myspace.com/johnnystashmusic

Scott Baio Is... 45 & Single

Name: Scott Baio Is... 45 & Single AKA The One Inch Punch Master

Location: Macedonia

Catch Phrase: "Don't fuck around...I'll one inch punch the shit out of you!!"

Rocky Staypuff

Name: Rocky Staypuff

Location: Unknown

Catch Phrase: "Hey lil' girl... want some candy?"

Frankie Fowlmowt

Name: Frankie Fowlmowt AKA "The Rage"

Location: Angerville

Catch Phrase: "Go fuck ya'self

The Liquor & Whores Project Friends

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