Story Behind The Song

Some of the crazy stuff my mom said while I was growing up.

Song Description

Fun song about my mom written for her 80th birthday.

Lyrics

pre-song vocal intro

A mother's love is what she gives to teach us how to live,
Encouraging her offspring with the wisdom that she gives.
So, here are just a few of them that mother gave to me
Apply them in your own life and so happy you will be.

Vs1

I don't mean maybe, for the umpteenth time

Don't be a baby, Man up and face the crime

Your gonna be laughing on the other side of your face sometime

I don't mean maybe, for the umpteenth time

Vs2
Wash your hands after you've been fast asleep

Use the soap and you scrub until you bleed

You don't know what you might a been scratching or just how deep

Wash your hands after you've been fast asleep

Chorus

So you think this song is funny, she'll slap that smile right off of your face

She'll give you something to cry about before you leave this place


Vs3
During church, don't be passing no notes

Pay attention, what you hear is no joke

You're liable to get a bare butt spanking if I have to clear my throat (her cue for us to knock off any activity)

During church, don't be passing no notes




Chorus

Instrumental (verse)


I don't mean maybe

Wash your hands

Don't be passing no notes

Don't be a glutton

I don't mean maybe, for the umpteenth

time.............................