Van Preston

Van Preston

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Total Song Plays: 606   
Member Since: 2006
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Plays:

40

Song Description

Every Southern Baptist Man's worst nightmare

Story Behind the Song

I was going through a divorce from my Ex and missing sex...so voila! My divorce counselor gave me the perfect suggestion, I implemented it, and have been very happy ever since.

Lyrics

Bought Myself A Toy

Written by: Van Preston

(V1) After We Were Over, I Went To see My Shrink. She Said Listen, Honey Darlin', I'm Gonna Tell You What I Think, You Need Some Gettin' Over Him, And Here's What You Can Do, Go Out And Buy Yourself a Toy, And It Will Take Good Care of You

(CHORUS:) So I Don't Need You Anymore My Dear, Cause I Bought Myself A Toy, Well It Keeps Me Company All Night Long, And it Brings Me So Much Joy, I Laugh and I Smile and I Cry Out Loud, And There's Nothin' It Won't Do, Oh Boy! I Don't Need You Anymore, My Dear, Cause I Bought Myself A Toy.

(V2) When I'm feelin' Lonely, and When I'm Missing You, I Just Snap That Baby Right Out of the Case and It Gets Rid of My Blues, Well It's All The Man I Need Right Now, And it Don't Fight With Me, I'm a Liberated! Woman Now, Cause I Control The Speed

(CHORUS)

My Little Battery Operated Wonder, My Twelve Inch Bundle of Joy...Keeps Me On the Straight and Narrow, I Sure Do LOVE my Toy!

Song Length
3:05
Genres
Country - Contemporary, Rock - Roots/Rock n' Roll
Tempo / Feel
Medium Fast (131 - 150)
Lead Vocal
Female Vocal
Moods
Blissful, Delighted

Subject Matter
Hope, Breaking Up

Similar Artists
Katy Perry, Liz Phair
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Van Preston
Music Credits Van Preston
Producer Credits Greg Crowe
Publisher Credits Preston Communications
Performance Credits Van Preston
Label Credits UnConventional Records