Wesley Bruce

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I?ve Got a Keg

Anyone can see through your purty girl smile that you?ve got a wondering eye
You?re sneaking a peak at every young buck tonight while pretending you?re a little bit shy
It?s time you checked out an experienced man though I?m not one to beg
Baby he may have a six pack, but I?ve got a keg

It?s not easy staying in shape; it took me years to form this physique
With Jose Quervo, southern fried cookin?, Budweiser eight days a week
A trip to the gym and a low carb diet never kept my beer gut fed
Baby he may have a six pack, but I?ve got a keg

Chorus:
Now that cowboy?s lookin? for a one night stand
He?s gonna love you and leave you tonight
But when you snuggle up close with a Teddy Bear
He?s gonna love you for the rest of your life
I?m not braggin?, as a matter of fact
This could lead to a honeymoon bed
Baby he may have a six pack, but I?ve got a keg

I may not be the man of your dreams or your fantasy night of romance
But I learned long ago you can?t please a woman just trying to get into her pants
So listen up girl here?s some words of wisdom that never entered your purty head
Baby he may have a six pack, but one day he?ll have a keg.

Chorus + repeat last line

Words and music by Wesley L. Bruce
Copyright 2005