Wesley Bruce

Wesley Bruce

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Country - Bluegrass | Harrisburg, North Carolina, United States
Total Song Plays: 307   
Member Since: 2006
   Last Login: over 30 days ago

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Song Description

Upbeat, humorous country song with a memorable hook. Older man singing to a girl about what type of guy the girl apparently wants and what she really needs.

Story Behind the Song

Our son (age 18) has been told he has a 'six pack' stomach. My wife says not to fret because ... I've got a 'keg'! Not reflective of my personal values, but meant to be a fun song with an easy to remember hook.


I?ve Got a Keg

Anyone can see through your purty girl smile that you?ve got a wondering eye
You?re sneaking a peak at every young buck tonight while pretending you?re a little bit shy
It?s time you checked out an experienced man though I?m not one to beg
Baby he may have a six pack, but I?ve got a keg

It?s not easy staying in shape; it took me years to form this physique
With Jose Quervo, southern fried cookin?, Budweiser eight days a week
A trip to the gym and a low carb diet never kept my beer gut fed
Baby he may have a six pack, but I?ve got a keg

Now that cowboy?s lookin? for a one night stand
He?s gonna love you and leave you tonight
But when you snuggle up close with a Teddy Bear
He?s gonna love you for the rest of your life
I?m not braggin?, as a matter of fact
This could lead to a honeymoon bed
Baby he may have a six pack, but I?ve got a keg

I may not be the man of your dreams or your fantasy night of romance
But I learned long ago you can?t please a woman just trying to get into her pants
So listen up girl here?s some words of wisdom that never entered your purty head
Baby he may have a six pack, but one day he?ll have a keg.

Chorus + repeat last line

Words and music by Wesley L. Bruce
Copyright 2005

Song Length
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - Traditional
Tempo / Feel
Medium Slow (91 - 110)
Lead Vocal
Male Vocal
Sociable, Content

Subject Matter
Searching for Love, General

Similar Artists
Kenny Rogers, The Charlie Daniels Band
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Wesley Bruce
Music Credits Wesley Bruce
Producer Credits Wesley Bruce, Jared Bruce
Performance Credits Wesley Bruce