The Cat Can Use the Commode

Story Behind The Song

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Song Description

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Song Length 3:04 Genre Classical - Baroque, Blues - Rock
Tempo Very Slow (Under 70) Lead Vocal Duet Male
Mood Anxious, Vile Subject Cats, Kittens, Naughty Sex
Similar Artists 'N Sync, Abba Language English
Era Before 1600

Lyrics

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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