Kate Carpenter

Kate Carpenter

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Unique - Children | Marion, Indiana, United States
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Member Since: 2005
   Last Login: 10/26/2020
   Sounds Like: Laurie Berkner, Peter, Paul & Mary

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Song Description

Woman gets her first pair of bifocals and laments in a humorous way.

Story Behind the Song

Like most of my songs, a true story.

Broadjam Member Reviews

good sense of humor, keep carrying the light

    - Cassidy A. Maze

like the variations of singing and vocal creations, the artist was very upbeat and engaging

    - MURIEL
Lyrics

I went over the hill at thirty, Then I turned the big 4 ? 0.
The doc took a look at my glasses & he said, ?Ma?am, these have got to go?
Your problem is quite common among folks same age as you
I?ll write you a prescription; yes, that?s what I?m gonna do:

CHORUS:
You need some BI, You need some FO
You need some bifocals
You need 4 eyes, 6 eyes, Yes ma?am
You need some BI, You need some FO
You need some Bifocals
You must be getting old! You must be getting old.

I said, ?Doc, you must be crazy! Can?tcha check me one more time?
How could this be hap?nin to a female in her prime?
There gonna call me an old lady! I said, Granny?ll be my name?
I?ll cast ?em all a withering glance through my classy wire-rim frames CHORUS

(firting routine)

I can?t predict the future, but they tell me it?s a fact
Just gimme another 20 years for Operation Cataract.
And when I?m dead and buried, Honey, when I?ve run my race
I plan to meet my Maker with no glasses on my face
I?m gonna greet Him with no BI (no bi)
I?m gonna meet Him with no FO (no fo)
I?m gonna see Him 20-20; I won?t need these any mo?
I?m gonna greet Him with no Bi (no bi)
I?m gonna meet Him with no FO (no fo)
I?m gonna see my precious Savior
With no glasses on my nose! (no bi, no fo)

Song Length
3:00
Genres
Blues - Gospel, Blues - General
Tempo / Feel
Medium Fast (131 - 150)
Lead Vocal
Female Vocal
Moods
Jovial, Cheerful

Subject Matter
Comedy, Funny, Heaven

Similar Artists
Peter, Paul & Mary, Joan Baez
Language
English
Era
1990 - 1999

Lyric Credits Kate Carpenter
Music Credits Kate Carpenter
Producer Credits Jamie DeFrates
Publisher Credits Kate Carpenter
Performance Credits Kate Carpenter
Label Credits Kate Carpenter