Song Description

COMEDY SONG WITH POWERFUL MESSAGE

Lyrics

SMOKING STINKS


Have you tried to reason with a nicotene man?
Tobacco smoke turns the lungs to jam
Yet nothing will make him understand
Have you tried to reason with a nicotene man? LetÂ?s try!

Would you dry your hair in a microwave?
Would you blowlamp your face for a closer shave?
- Â?DonÂ?t be sarky nÂ? give us a fag!Â?

Would you go handgliding in a thunderstorm?
Would you drive your car if the tyres are torn?
- Â?Are you trying to say IÂ?m barmy? CÂ?mon, give us a fag!Â?

Give up the fags or youÂ?ll get Big C
Just pay as you go to the grave youÂ?ll see
Breathe on your kids and theyÂ?ll get it for free
-Â?Give up smoking? You must be joking!Â?

Smoking stinks, smoking stinks, smoking stinks why donÂ?t you give it up?
Â?IÂ?m a nicotene man, just happy smoking you name the brandÂ?
Smoking, why donÂ?t you give it up?
Smoking, why donÂ?t you give it up?

Would you lie face down on a bed of nails?
Would you go for a swim with a school of whales?
-Â?What are you talking about now? Â?Ere, av a fag!Â?

Would you board a plane with an engine on fire?
Would you cross Grand Canyon on a tight-rope wire?
-Â?Give over, IÂ?m not listeningÂ?

Smoking stinks it makes a mouth go brown
The smokerÂ?s breath will make a donkey frown
Money to burn, they canÂ?t say Â?NoÂ?
Polluting all the air wherever they go

Smoking stinks (etc.)