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Have you taken the test
That tells you what you are?
I took it twice
100% both times

Do you have your own chapter
In the DSM-5
Named your kids Meyers and Briggs,
8 pounds six ounces on the Kinsey Scale

Ten steps for taking care
Of your ambiverted schizopath
If your box isn't labeled
How will people know where to ship you?

(I took a test online)

Know thyself, says Pythia
I'm a Cancer, but not that kind
Everything in moderation, was that
From Delphi again, or Dr. Phil?

My spirit animals have
Leapt screaming from all of their cages
Started a band, called The Secret, with the
Power of positive thinking, mmm mm

(I took a test online)
(I took a test online)

This time I'm disinclined
To swallow my pride
My personality test left me undefined

Have you taken the test
That tells you what you are?
If your box isn't labeled
How will people know where to ship you

This time I'm disinclined
To swallow my pride
My personality test left me undefined

This time I'm disinclined
To swallow my pride
My personality test left me undefined