Lyrics

Help Me Jesus

Got a call down in the newsroom half hour ago
about some madman on the loose
walked into a grocery got two dozen eggs
some twinkies and some juice
whipped out an uzi said everybody freeze
listen what I got to say
down on your knees repeat after me
I'm gonna teach y'all how to pray

Say Jesus can you help us
we are really in a jam
half them don't know shit
the other half don't give a damn
it's getting worse
don't know what to do
got no one to turn to
got no one to turn to

Help me Jesus
Help me Jesus

Was out beyond the county just last week
come across a great big tent
woman on her knees chained to a Volvo
stand in line and pay her fifty cents

and she'd say Jesus can you help me
I am really in a jam
half them don't know shit
the other half don't give a damn
it's getting worse
don't know what to do
got no one to turn to
got no one to turn to

Help me Jesus
Help me Jesus

Me I'm just a newsman trying to do his job
I keep my business clean
probably have a wife and kids
if anyone could stand me
but you know how that is
sometimes late at night I feel kinda funny
wonder why am I alone

Christ almighty do I need a doctor
to tell me why am I alone

Help me Jesus
Help me Jesus