Story Behind The Song

The story behind the song is a humorous look at the casual nature of how most people dress today, namely the affinity for T-shirts.

Song Description

The singer loves her T-shirts and wears them everywhere. She expresses her views and opinions, with the slogans printed on her T-shirts. She not only wears them every day, but also to special occasions like funerals and weddings. She views this practice as passive aggressive, and lets her T-shirts speak for her.

Lyrics

T-shirts
(Intro)
I. I love my T-shirts. I wear 'em every day.
Love my T-shirts. Through them I say. What I'm thinkin'. Don' haf'ta say it out loud. Say it out loud.
II. You know they got one. Looks like a tuxedo.
It's a T-shirt. It's com-fee-o.
Bet, you'd love it. Just wear it, you're gay! You are so gay!
(Chorus)
T-shirts. T-shirts, today's attire.
Passive aggressive, just my style.
Wear to th' funeral. Wear to th' weddin'.
Drink all you want. Don't haf'ta say nothin'!
(Turnaround)
(Bridge) I'm with stupid. Have a nice day. Crimson Tide. YMCA!
Martha loves Snoop Dogg. I'm a Pepper. Wu-Tang. Macho Man.
Baby with th' arrow.
(Turnaround)
III. Family reunion. My whole damn family tree.
On a T-shirt. Embarrassing.
Burned that T-shirt, on my way outta town. Way outta town!
(Chorus)
T-shirts. T-shirts, today's attire.
Passive aggressive, just my style.
Wear to th' funeral. Wear to th' weddin'.
Drink all you want. Don't haf'ta say nothin'!
(Turnaround)
(Bridge)
Wonder Woman. American flag. May the Force be with you. Jesus saves.
Vote for Pedro. Gryffindor. Grumpy Cat. Angry Birds.
Super Mario.
(Turnaround)
(Repeat verse I)
I. I love my T-shirts. I wear 'em every day.
Love my T-shirts. Through them I say.
What I'm thinkin'. Don' haf'ta say it out loud. Say it out loud.
(Tag) I love my T-shirts! Love my T-shirts! Love my T-shirts!
Love my T-shirts! Love my T-shirts!