Song Description

the inability of men to understand women and why we love it

Lyrics

she can talk on the phone while she? payin' the bills
she can read a book while she feed her cats
she can hear every word he said about changing the oil
while she is getting quarters for the laundromat
but when it comes to computers
suddenly she?s scattered
says she ?can?t understand
why the internet matters?

she?s a puzzle missing pieces
she?s a riddle with no rhyme
she?s a walking contradiction
an enigma for the blind
a puzzle missing pieces
a clue without a crime
but he woulddn?t change
any part of her design

she remembers all his favorite ice cream flavors
she remembers where he put his big blue checkered shirt
she can even tell you what he?ll break
the next time she goes out of town to work
but when it comes to directions
suddenly she?s lost
says she cant remember
which street they crossed



Chorus


she don't like mp3?s
or digital photos
she likes to feel
things in her hand
he likes downloads
upgrades and digital videos
but he'll need more than that
to understand her plan