Song Description

A man taling to the bartender about his girlfriend

Lyrics

Hey Bartender copyright 2005

I?ve Been in this bar one to many times
these coocoo?s around me they just blow my mind
stories I can tell bout the people in here
sit for a minute and I?ll bend your ear

Well old hank, he was a friend you see
drank himself dead right next to me
In his dying breath he said promise me son
don?t ell her I died drunk or she won?t come

Hey bar tender just one more beer
and I?ll get the hell out of here
I better go before I change my mind
and drink myself half way blind

Mary says that shes a good ole girl
missundrstood and a virgin still
I don?t think I believe her but I know I might
If she hadn?t walked out with five men tonight

Hey bar tender just one more beer
and I?ll get the hell out of here
I better go before I loose my mind
and drink myself half way blind

Jimmy over there cries in his beer
bout the beauty he left home
with the long black hair
she came in last night
and slapped him on the chin
Oh my god she was ugly as sin

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