Song Description
Holiday song for Thanksgiving
| Song Length |
3:28 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday |
| Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Well theres trouble for the turkeys and theyve got good cause to fear
Yes theres trouble for the turkeys
Cause everyday that passes brings Thanksgiving near (nearer)
The turkeys know theres trouble and its looming just ahead
Thanksgiving Day is coming just like Honest Abe one said
Theyre putting up resistance tryin to find a legal way
To keep from being the featured dish on Thanksgiving Day
Still theres trouble for the turkeys and theyve got good cause to fear
Yes theres trouble for the turkeys
Cause everyday that passes brings Thanksgiving near (nearer)
Theyve begged for help from Greepeace pleaded to the FDA
They claim that theyre endangered and will go extinct one day
Theyve got a sound position and layoff perhaps we should
There just one little problem they taste so darn good (Mmmm)
Yes theres trouble for the turkeys and its sad but true I know its
No matter how you slice them up a part of you feels low
Still there part of our tradition and as Honest Abe once said
The only tasty turkey is turkey that is dead
Theyre nervousness is growing with every passing day
Youd think theyd break for Mexico or try to fly away
Youd think theyd jump the fence and try to make a run
But the sorry truth for turkeys is theyre so darn dumb (dumb)
Well theres trouble for the turkeys and theyve got good cause to fear
Yes theres trouble for the turkeys
Cause everyday that passes brings Thanksgiving near