Song Description

A humorous look at how our modern world seems increasingly distant from the natural world.

Lyrics

The Great Indoorsman
Tim Bays/Curt Bair
© 1996 Sony/ATV Cross Keys (ASCAP), Tom Collins Music Corp. (BMI)

Verse 1
With his bottled spring water and his pine-scented air
And a breeze from a ceiling fan blowing through his hair
He camps out by the TV set beside a gas log fire
And hunts for the remote control in camouflage attire
Goes fishing in the bottom of the bag for one last chip
Hikes out to the kitchen for the jalapeno dip....Oh,

Chorus
He's the Great Indoorsman
His whole world's inside four walls
He's the Great Indoorsman
It's a small, small world after all

Verse 2
With the sound of the ocean playing on the stereo
Bikinied girls from Waikiki on the video
In his brand new sun-lamp tan he's surfing on the net
Sailing all around the world and never getting wet
He's dropped out of the rat race oh, but now He's got a mouse
And that's the only wildlife allowed inside the house...Cause,

Chorus

(Tag...spoken)
It's a little bitty world
It's an itsy-bitsy teensy-weensy world
And it's getting smaller all the time