Lyrics

Late at nite, driving home, homie calls me on my phone
Says don?t go down Salem Road, someone?s getting their car towed
He said there was a crash and the road was blocked
So I pulled off of the exit & I came to a stop
I said to my ?Yo, looks clear to me?
So I turned down the road & the rest is history

Everything was fine for the 1st ½ mile
I even got a little brave & I put on a smile
But the road got dark & my smile disappeared
Then the fog rolled in & made it difficult to steer
Now I was rememberin? what my homie had said
Then I saw somethin? movin? it was straight up ahead
Too fast, too late, all I could do was watch
& the last thing I remember?s the face of Sasquatch!

I woke up in Sasquatch?s den
& hangin? from the ceiling were some chickens & hens
I said that it was nice & I liked the décor
Then he punched me in the face & he threw me on the floor
He?s cooking so I say ?what?s for dinner then??
He looks me in the eye & says ?You my friend?
So I torched his den & then I ran like hell
But that?s not the end of the story I tell
As I made my getaway I looked back in fright
And I saw his hairy ass run in the moonlight
So when you?re driving out in the midst of nowhere
Just remember my words, ?Sasquatch is out there?!