Story Behind The Song
Christmas morning, no present from Santa. An angry letter to the North Pole is required!
| Song Length |
3:31 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday, Unique - Comedy |
| Tempo |
Slow (71 - 90) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Disturbed, Annoyed |
Subject |
Other |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Dear Santa
Its the 25th of December
And it seems you didn't remember
To drop by
Am I the only guy who didn't get his wish?
Was I on the bottom of your list?
Did they lose my letter in the post?
Did all my emails get up your nose?
Did you partake of one too many drinks and crashed your sleigh DUI, got locked up, spent the night in the clink?
Dear Santa
Outside I hear the children play
With their new toys from this holiday
So it seems clear
I've been singled out for no festive cheer
Must have added up my sins this year
Was it the time I took the train
And went three stops without paying?
Was it the time the carol singers came to my door,
And they sang 'Ding-Dong-Merrily' but I punched one in the jaw?
Dear Santa
I've got to say I feel a little guilt
I've been a bad boy, I must admit it
But my view is still,
Your gift embezzlement is overkill
Aint it the season of goodwill?
Well here is how I'll put it to you:
You've got a week to think this through
If I don't get my present by the turning of the year,
I'm going to be mad,
I'm going to head north,
I'm going to cut off your beard.
Dear Santa,
I'm coming to get you