Song Description

Women are like televisions. Fun to look at and hard to quit.

Lyrics

TELEVISION MAMA
TELEVISION MAMA CAN YOU TURN ME ON TAKE ME BY THE HAIR TO THE BACKSIDE OF YOUR LAWN
WHERE WE CAN TIE ONE ON AND SING A UNION SONG FOR THE LOVERS AND THE CHILDREN WHO ARE SO ALONE
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DON'T HESISTATE TO CONFIDE YOUR RADIATION MIND OF THE TRIALS INHERENT IN ALL YOUR WASTED TIME
THERE IS NO CLOCK TO COMPEL YOU JUST PLEASURE TO PROPEL YOU THROUGH THE UNIMAGINED UNIVERSE DESIGNED TO GET YOU OFF
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TELEVISION MAMA YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT ME THAT WAY YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
HONEY I CAN'T LIE TO YOU I WOULD LIKE TO TURN YOU OFF SHUT YOU DOWN BUT I CAN'T DO WITHOUT YOU
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YOU WERE SO BRIGHT YOU COULD BLIND BUT THE DEVIL'S GOT YOUR MIND AND HE'S HIDING IN THE LEAVES LIKE A BEGGAR WHISPERING
ANYTHING YOU'LL BELIEVE TO BEND YOUR PROUD KNEE TO TAKE THE LAST TRICK YOU HAD UP YOUR SLEEVE
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TELEVISION MAMA YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT ME THAT WAY YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU
HONEY I CAN'T LIE TO YOU I WOULD LIKE TO TURN YOU OFF SHUT YOU DOWN BUT I CAN'T DO WITHOUT YOU
 
TELEVISION MAMA I CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR LOVING ME SO HARD I KNOW YOU NEED TO
HONEY I CAN'T LIE TO YOU I WOULD LIKE TO UNVEIL YOUR PLASTIC GLORY ON THE FIVE O CLOCK NEWS