Story Behind The Song

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Song Description

It's about the troubles and adventures one can have while trying to hack pornography sites and the things to be cautious and aware of.

Lyrics

i just can't seem to fall asleep and i'm restless in my bed
the masturbate in public song is running in my head
a commercial for the girls gone wild was just on the TV
but my computer gives me that for free

i'm going on an internet
PORN QUEST
and i'm gonna try and look for
THE BEST
hardcore pornographic content
that there is in the whole world
let's hope that i can find the girl
that wants to do it my way
on the information super-porno highway

you've got to be careful when you look for things of new
you don't want to accidently look up a girl eating poo
or an eighty year old slut who likes to smokes the meat cigar
that baseball bat is up there way too far

i'm going on an internet
PORN QUEST
and i'm gonna try and look for
THE BEST
hardcore pornographic content
that there is in the whole world
let's hope that i can find the girl
that wants to do it my way
on the information super-porno highway

i must find
an asian with blonde hair
i must find
some silky underwear
i must find
a cucumber or squash
i must find
a picture of an ameture who's muffing on another girl
who's fisting a bald-headed midget paraplegic that likes leather

i've been looking for an hour but i can't find one
that really does the trick for me, that gets the job all done
but that is really half the fun of hacking porn on-line
you never know just what you're gonna find

i'm going on an internet
PORN QUEST
and i'm gonna try and look for
THE BEST
hardcore pornographic content
that there is in the whole world
let's hope that i can find the girl
that wants to do it my way
on the information super-porno highway

the best porn in the whole world
features more than just one girl
'cause they likes to do it my way
on the information super porno highway