Song Description
Good 'ol boy gets drunk and starts trouble.
Song Length |
2:53 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative |
Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Outraged |
Subject |
Alchohol, Beer, Wine |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Ten Beers Under at a sleezy bar,
I can't take any more.
A fat chick asks me to buy her a drink, I say,
"Buzz off you whore".
She starts to cry, runs away. I get up to leave.
Some dude runs up, socks me in the gut.
I started to heave.
I was blowin' chunks all over his face
it was regurgitated food.
He said: "You insulted my girlfriend, now I'm going to kill you dude"
I said "Come on now, let's be friends. There's no need to fight".
He smiled and went to shake my hand, then I caught him with a left and a right.
CHORUS:
All of a sudden, fists began to fly. Everyone began to brawl.
The old bartender tried to stop me so I kicked him in the balls.
Out through the door, into the night into an alley way I ducked.
Fortunate to be alive, I was pushin my luck.
Then I took a seat right on the ground, right next to a bum.
I was still thirsty so I kicked his ass and took his bottle of rum.
Then the urge to drain my vein hit me, so I squirted in a garbage can.
Out of the soggy wet garbage rose a head. It was an angry homeless man.
He said "What the hell do you think you're doing? You stupid motherfucker".
Acting quick, I slammed the lid down on his head and said "Go to hell you cocksucker!!"