Lyrics

Little Old Ladies
by Terri Fann

V1: LITTLE OLD LADIES, everybody knows one
They make you smile, then crazy in the long run
They got those rosy cheeks, their jokes are bad, their singing's worse
They need your help to cross the street, they wake up before the birds
They tell their little stories that everybody knows
They're all dressed up with no place to go
You could say they're a sight to see
LITTLE OLD LADIES

V2: LITTLE OLD LADIES wear pearls made of plastic
Tutus and tiaras, satin and elastic
Whether going out for tea or staying home to do the same
They'll don a feather boa, dance and sing out in the rain
The mirror never tells them they're the fairest of them all
But that would never keep them from going to the ball
The world needs princesses like these
LITTLE OLD LADIES

Bridge: Golden girls in pint size, serve up mud pies all day long
Get your slice of heaven, before it's gone

Instrument break

Repeat Bridge

V3: LITTLE OLD LADIES, they're rockin' our planet
They take a rainy day and make a rainbow in it
They'll cover you with kisses and send you to the moon
In a rhinestone-studded rocket ship with Cinderella shoes
So grab their tiny hands and take the magic carpet ride
Sing a homemade song and wear purple if you like
With a little luck they'll never grow up
LITTLE OLD LADIES