Song Description

They say the economy is bad. I say, "We need to rise up and we will turn this economy around!" Attention all ye pimps out there! Do not be discouraged! Believe in yourself and your product! Pimp like you've never pimped before! I'm ready to do my part, how bout you?! Maintain your ho's! Demand better results now with the tried-and-true method. Perfect your pimp-slap! Listen to this song and get your pimp-slappin' groove on! I speak to all pimps! No matter your gender, race or faith! No matter what you're pimpin! Keep those ho's on their toes! Hooray for small business! Hooray for BIG business! Capitalism is the name and pimpin's our game!

Lyrics

I love my little lady
There's no debating that
But when we disagree
I need reflexes like a cat
She'll put you in a headlock
She'll strike below the belt
If you're highly sensitive
It won't be any help
So if you're in a corner
Take these simple steps
There's a likely chance
It will result in angry sex
Be careful what you do
Be careful what you say
If you set her off
You'll need to take a stand this way

Move to the left
Swerve to the right
SERPENTINE
Then pimp-slap yo bitch!

Don't provoke a beating
Till you hide all pots and pans
Canned foods, silverware
Are all deadly weapons
Use the metal trash can
For body armor too
Cover vital organs
It's the least that you should do
Sometimes it gets physical
She moves fast like a blur
I put on my boxing gloves
My mouthpiece is secure
Practice on your speed
Or you assuredly will lose
Make your defense better
With one offensive move

Move to the left
Swerve to the right
SERPENTINE
Then pimp-slap da bitch!