Lyrics

You woke up laying with a naked Ninja in your bed (I AM NINJA)
That's not my long Katana poking you on your forehead
You feel a little nauseous and you think you're going crazy
Well that's just the morning sickness from my little Ninja baby
You brought this Ninja home just to play a video game
But the joystick you were holding took the blood from all my brain
And so you used to be a lonely tart with an empty soul inside
But now this motherfuckin' Ninja just made you his bride

Keep the mask on baby

VERSE ONE:
UNLike the Mario brothers, we make a damn good Ninja team
You're not a mere sidekick, you're a kick in my Ninja spleen
You keep things interesting and it makes me a better killer
Be my butterfly, I'll be your little pink filler thriller
You keep me organized so that my kills don't take too long
Shaking my sack of smoke pellets and now they look like Donkey Kong's

VERSE TWO:
Just fuck with me and I'll fuck with you, rotate who's on top
Drain it, slap it, weather map it, charting every drop
With every new sexy level there's a big boss of Doom
But if you swallow my Ninja juice you will be immune
I gotta lotta soul in me, would you like a little soul in you
Polish my Ninja weapon while I deliver this haiku

HAIKU:
Wet Ninja dewdrop
Vibrating on red tart bush
Starbursting quiver