Story Behind The Song
It happens to everyone at one time or another. :) It's subject matter that truly justifies the angry rocker, which is why I went with this style. If you stay married for a significant amount of time, it's a safe bet that it will become a topic of argumentation at some point if you each have different preferences. It's not a topic easy to negotiate around. My significant other likes the softer brands that seem to tear easier than most. It really pisses me off! You can bet that for my live performances I'll have some appropriate hand motions for audience participation on this track...lol!
| Song Length |
3:38 |
Genre |
Rock - Indie/Low-Fi |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Livid |
Subject |
Other |
| Similar Artists |
Korn, Limp Bizkit |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
POOP GETS ON MY HAND
Been trained since very young
Follow all the rules
My etiquette's correct
My mom didn't raise no fools
Supplies are all in order
The chamber room correct
And yet sometimes results
Leave me with such regret
CHORUS
THOUGH WIPE I DO WITH CARE
AND ALWAYS USE TWO PLY
MISTAKES NOW AND AGAIN
CAN LEAVE ME ASKING WHY
A HORRIBLE EVENT
I REALLY CANNOT STAND
ITS MAKES ME SICK TO DEATH
WHEN POOP GETS ON MY HAND
My Lord what shall I do
With wiping not complete
Yet wash my hands I must
I'm stuck in incomplete
The sink too far away
Yet look what's on my hand
Good Lord I feel I'll die
I cannot let this stand
CHORUS
BRIDGE
Sometimes life just aint fair
With troubles more than few
But this just makes me gag
Or Lord don't let me spew
Invest some extra time
To make the perfect square
The moment of truth
Must Execute
And wipe with extra care
CHORUS