Story Behind The Song

I found a cool reverberating sound on my drum machine and took it from there, with a faux-electric piano thing. I really enjoy this one.

Song Description

I think this would be a nice backdrop to a ChemLawn commercial, complete with a fat dude in a hammock with a tall glass o' iced tea and his dynamite wife cattily asking him to cut his nice green lawn. But does he do it? Noo-o-o-o!! He's too busy gloating over his nice new lawn. He'll be Back In Five. He's also enjoying a nice Barbecue. So his wife gives up and runs through the sprinkler in slow motion in a spaghetti-strap bikini. This makes the fat man hungry, as spaghetti is his favorite food. So he calls his wife to cook him some pasta, but she just looks at him: she's enjoying the nice, green lawn. She'll be Back In Five. After enjoying her husband Steve's Barbecue. They'll be Back In Five. Together. Thanks, ChemLawn!