Lyrics

Yo Mama
(Music & Lyrics by E. Hamler)


You never do just what you oughta
Though you make it seem you're really gonna
I could argue with you 'til I turn blue
But I know that it's just no use
So, instead, we'll talk about yo mama

Chorus 1:
Yo mama's so fat
(How fat is she?)
Her eyes are sealed shut so she can't see
And whatever you come back with at me...
Yo Mama!

You tell me all I say is disregarded
You say I'm like a child, and I'm retarded
Let's not talk about me... as you can see
This isn't about either you or me
So, let's get back to what was started

Chorus 2:
Yo mama's so fat
(How fat is she?)
Her eyes are sealed shut so she can't see
And whatever you come back with at me...
You mama's so dumb
(Tell me how dumb, yo)
They told her it was chilly, so she got a bowl
And whatever you come back with, you know...
Yo Mama!

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Whatever it is,
You know I'll say...

You say it's not the way to solve a problem
Well, I guess you'd know... you're the one that's got 'em
Though there's more I could say about yourself,
This conversation's about someone else
So let's get right down to the bottom...

(Chorus 2)