Song Description

What happens when both the groom and the bride have a party to end all parties the night before the wedding!

Lyrics

Party to End All Parties
Darren Skanson/Elvira Walls

Verse 1
A lil' bacheler party is what my buddies said
A beer or two, a little pool, nothing you'll regret
That aint the way it turned out to be
Next day all I could say was "Lord help me"
Lord help me
Chorus
If she hears about my drinkin', dancin' with the girls
How I broke my arm giving that crazy bull a whirl
If she sees the tractor in the lake by the farm
And that brand new tat snaking up my arm
Lord will she still marry me
If she finds out 'bout the party to end all parties
Verse 2
My head's pounding mighty hard, my belly's all a mess
I can't recall when I've felt as bad as this
Even though I'm gussied up, dressed to the nines
If she hears 'bout my night. Oh! the dirt's gonna fly
Chorus
If she hears about my drinkin', dancin' with the girls
How I broke my arm giving that crazy bull a whirl
If she sees the tractor in the lake by the farm
And that brand new tat snaking up my arm
Lord will she still marry me
If she finds out 'bout the party to end all parties
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Bridge
I was standing by the preacher when she hobbled down the aisle
And when I lifted her veil imagine my surprise
She was in far worse shape than me
And she said, "I gotta tell you something 'bout last night,......... baby."
Chorus
You're gonna hear about my drinkin', dancin' with the guys
How I sprained my knee giving that crazy bull a try
You're gonna find your fishin' boat sunk in the lake
And this brand new piercing just above my waist
Lord say you'll still marry me
Now you know about the party,.... to end all parties
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Outro
I laughed and said, "We're a fine pair you and me.
Let start livin' this party to end all parties."
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