Story Behind The Song

Its about a drummer that I work with in another band who loves his T.V.

Lyrics

Me And My Clicker

Malcolm in the Middle comes on at five o' clock
Just about the perfect time for another shot
Then along comes Seinfeld for an hour-and-a-half
Dang on tell you what that Kramer really makes me laugh
Don't know why I get so hypnotized
By that standard Navy issue cathode ray tube
Everybody thinks that I need help
But I don't want to be rescued

(from) Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy
I wanna find the guy who invented Sci-Fi
So I can give him a good swift kick in the pants
Futurama, Scrubs, Ed, and Jeopardy
Gonna watch 'em all and a deedle-le-dee
Malcolm in the Middle and the King of the Hill

I think I was born with a clicker in my hand
No silver spoons in T.V. Land
Down around Wichita Falls ain't much to do
My mom said if I could click the clicker quick
She'd pick me up a high hat and maybe a kick

And soon that little clicker became a drum and a stick
Now there's a party with Bacardi
Every Sunday night
The folks at thtat FOX network
really get it right
Just me and my clicker
Clickin' right along
Think I'm gonna take a lap
And find what else is on

(besides) Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy
I wanna find the guy who invented Sci-Fi
So I can give him a well deserved kick in the pants
Futurama, Scrubs, Ed, and Jeparody
Gonna watch' em all and a deedle-le-dee
Malcolm in the Middle and the King of the Hill


On fateful day
From my blessed box I strayed
An evil kayak lured me away
That bastard scorching sun
It ruined all my fun
And left me as a burnt and blistered heap of melting flesh
And so lesson learned that day
Won't ever be forgot
Don't leave my cherished T.V. Chair
Without a gallon of sunblock

(or I'll miss my) Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy
I became a Puerto Rican Day french fry
And all because I left the comfort of my T.V. Screen
Futurama, Scrubs, Ed, and Jeopardy
I even watch commercials, ?Are you hungry??
Malcolm in the Middle and King of the Hill
(can't get enough of) Seinfeld,Simpsons, Family Guy
I spend half my life just a wondering why
Nobody can impersonate the characters the way i do
Futurama, Scrubs, Ed, and Jeopardy
Bacardi plus a clicker is my dream you see
Malcolm in the Middle and the King of the Hill
Maybe Arreseted Development and the King of the Hill
Oh Malcolm in the Middle and the King of the Hill