Al Gore Doomed Us All

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Song Description

Who the heck knows?

Song Length 3:50 Genre Spoken Word - Politics
Tempo Slow (71 - 90)

Lyrics

Al Gore Doomed Us All

Verse 1
In the 1980?s everything was swell,
When you died you went to heaven or hell,
Then Al Gore came and our doom was set,
He went and invented the internet.

Well, God gets mad pretty easy you see,
He made Ten Commandments, not two or three,
He was the creator of all that was and is,
All knowledge in the world was only His.

Now remember the serpent that tempted Eve,
He said ?Eat the fruit, and then you?ll see,
You?ll be as smart as God, he won?t mind,?
That weren?t exactly true, Eve would find.

Chorus:
God chose Al, it is fitting and just,
That he should be warning the rest of us,
That the world is getting hotter every day,
God chose Al ?cause Al made it that way.

Verse 2
Now back to Al Gore, I?m sure he never knew,
Just exactly what inventing the internet would do,
But he set events in motion that have just begun,
That will make you think Tipper and Zappa were just for fun.

Remember the serpent back in Eden town?
He slithered from the tree and he came down,
To tell Eve she could know all the knowledge there is,
If she?d only eat the fruit God that forbids.

So now that?s when our trouble begins,
With the internet we?ll know everything,
We can trans-a-late a language, be it French or Chinese,
But God doesn?t want you to know as much as He.

Breakdown: "Everybody Dance!"

Verse 3
God knows what the value to make a person look fair is,
Why else would we watch people like Lindsay and Paris,
So He made Al Gore with most pleasant of faces,
To pronounce the ending of all human races.

And now the world?s heating just little by little,
Notice how quickly earth turns brown and brittle?
Those big flames God promised in the Revelation,
Are starting right here in our very nation.

So thanks Al Gore, for sealing our fate,
There?s molesters and pornsters all looking for dates,
?cause you made internet, you just had to do it,
God didn?t mind books, but the internet blew it.

Chorus:
God chose Al, it is fitting and just,
That he should be warning the rest of us,
That the world is getting hotter every day,
God chose Al ?cause Al made it that way.


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