Lyrics

CASANOVA COLLEGE

Jenkins, Seighman, Donahue







Chorus:

I?m going to Casanova College
Get a Ph. D in love
Study Rudolph Valentino
And the techniques of Don Juan
Comb my hair like Elvis
Drive a Porsche like James Dean
Cause she loves all those super stars
More than she loves me

I?ll be a slave to fashion
Read Gentleman?s Quarterly
I?ll do anything that I can
To be anyone but me
She?ll know I?m a winner
When I get my love degree

Chorus: repeat

When I splash on the High Karate
And I?m turning on the charm
I wonder if she?ll notice
That the Aqua Velva?s gone
I ran around the block today
I?m finally getting fit
I?m shading these love handles
Finally gonna get a grip
And with my new tattoo and earring
She?ll finally think I?m hip

Chorus: repeat