Lyrics

Armed and Dangerous
© 2006 Robert Dale Klein (Word and music. All rights reserved)


VERSE 1
We roared around our one-light town like we owned it!
At seventeen, the World belongs to you
On Friday nights we rocked the strip, we cycloned it!
Cruisin' Main in our muscled Malibu
As we revved and torqued her up we both smiled
And the girls went wild!

CHORUS
When we were Armed and Dangerous! Two hombres kickin' up a fuss!
Tryin' hard to set the World around on fire!
When we were Armed and Dangerous, life was charmed from dust to dust!
Man, that was us: Armed and Dangerous!

VERSE 2
That ol' Malibu's now a Subaru with pin a stripe
Chuggin' Main to baseball games with kids
Our runnin' 'round, it sure wound down -- that's all right
But at the barbecues we liked to reminisce
Tellin' stories just to watch our wives get riled
'Bout the days when we were kids, and things were wild!

[CHORUS]

BRIDGE (humorously)
And when we?ve reached the end of our lucky lives, and they think we?re laid to rest,
Well, the truth is, we?ll be ?highin?-fives?, and the Good Lord will be stressed!

FINAL CHORUS
'Cause we'll be Armed and Dangerous! Twin angels kickin' up a fuss
Tryin' hard to set those Pearly Gates on fire!
And if that's too adventurous, then I'm sure that you'll find us
Raisin' hell Downstairs, Armed and Dangerous!

Spoken outro:
Yeah, I can see us now, using halos for Frisbees
What?s that you say? ? more like pitchforks where we?re goin??
You?re probably right ? that?ll be us
Armed and Dangerous!
????..with pitchforks