Song Description
Wry story of a daily bar patron who's an amateur psychologist.
| Song Length |
3:23 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Subject |
Alchohol, Beer, Wine, Comedy, Funny |
| Language |
English |
| |
Lyrics
Honky Tonk Shrink
Category: Country
Chorus 1 Why don't you tell it to your Honky Tonk Shrink
Sit down and buy me a shot and tell me what you think
My invaluable time for just a bottle of wine, or a dollar for a mighty fine drink
Sit down over here and bring a couple of beers, cause I go crazy drinkin alone
Set up another drink for your Honky Tonk Shrink,
Solvin' every problem but my own
Verse 1 Willie McCool was a slicker at pool and he shot it with some of the best
But Jenny, his bride, couldn't be by his side, and she was getting mighty upset
I said, Willie my man, here I am with a plan. I'll keep your Jenny occupied
You run another rack, I'll take Jenny out back, and both of you'll be satisfied.
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Instru
Verse 2 Melody Lane really wasn't her name, but she had to pay her way to school
She was sellin' her looks for tuition and books, just dancin' for the drinkin' fools
She got her degree in psychology and she told me in her very last show
You gotta know I like Abnormal Psych, and you taught me everything I know
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Outro 1 Bring me a Jack and back for your Honky Tonk Quack
Solvin' every problem but my own
Outro 2 Pour me a small donation for a consultation
Solvin' every problem but my own
Outro 3 We're gonna talk depression in a Cuervo session
Solvin' every problem but my own (One more!)
Outro 4 I cover your dysfuction at the lingerie luncheon
Solvin' every problem but my own