Lyrics

Welcome to the Club

Well the college corporate boys, yeah, they?re gonna make the scene
With a profile style from the pages of GQ Magazine
And the king of the pump machine keeps his chrome and leather clean
Got a fashion workout suit and a brand new pair of Nikes on his feet

And the country club ladies drink their dry martinis
Reminisce their salad days when they could still turn heads in their bikinis

Everybody?s doing it
It?s the shape of things to come
Say you want to come in from the cold
To where it?s nice and warm
Say you don?t want to live unnoticed
Say you don?t want to die unloved
Well let me shake your hand, my friend
Say, ?Welcome to the Club?

Well the wet summer sidewalks and the slow city sundowns
Like a stadium for everyone when the girls they go run downtown
You can see their pretty faces in the slow suburban races
You can watch the inches melt away in many cases

With a champagne mentality, sparkling personality
Yeah, just a ways to go before you reach that goal of weightlessness

Everybody?s doing it
It?s the shape of things to come
Say you want to come in from the cold
To where it?s nice and warm
Say you don?t want to live unnoticed
Say you don?t want to die unloved
Well let me shake your hand, my friend
Say, ?Welcome to the Club?