Lyrics

THE BAND ON YOUR CAP


My best friend and me were talkin' the other day
His wife's high school girlfriend had come to stay
She needed company cause she just broke up
And how she was gettin' closer with each coffee cup (and I
said)

Cho I think the band on your cap's just a little too tight
You ain't thinkin' straight, you ain't thinkin' right
Must be stoppin' off the flow goin' to your head
Have you lost your smarts cause you're actin' brain dead


My son and me sat down after supper last night
Started tellin' me about a car that was just right
It had t-tops, twin exhaust and was candy red
Only twenty grand was what the car dealer said (and I said)

Cho I think the band on your cap's just a little too tight
You ain't thinkin' straight, you ain't thinkin' right
Must be stoppin' off the flow goin' to your head
Have you lost your smarts cause you're actin' brain dead


The wife and me been feudin' for a week or two
And tonight I find myself in a romantic mood
So I cuddled in and started nibblin' on her ear
She rolled over, winked at me and said "My dear,

Cho I think the band on your cap's just a little too tight
You ain't thinkin' straight, you ain't thinkin' right
Must be stoppin' off the flow goin' to your head
Have you lost your smarts cause you're actin' brain dead
(and she said)

I think the band on your cap's just a little too tight
You ain't thinkin' straight, you ain't thinkin' right
Must be stoppin' off the flow goin' to your head
Have you lost your smarts cause you're actin' brain dead



Copyright 1993 F.D. Stasey
A.M. Stasey