Song Description
Humorous Advice
| Song Length |
2:34 |
Genre |
Unique - Holiday |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Pleasant |
Subject |
General |
| Similar Artists |
Brooks & Dunn |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
CUPID TAKES MASTERCARD
My friend you tickle me with the wisdom of your age
I'm a little older, so listen what I say
You keep telling me that you don't need cash for love
Are you numb from your neck and above
Chorus She says she loves you and money doesn't count
She's talkin' junk, she wants your bank account
Got to spend some bucks if you want to be her lover
Cupid takes Mastercard, Visa and Discover
When you take her out, it's important to impress
Start saving dough or you'll be dating less
A classy girl looks good when she's on your arm
Your manners must be polished, you've got to show some
charm
Chorus She says she loves you and money doesn't count
She's talkin' junk, she wants your bank account
Got to spend some bucks if you want to be her lover
Cupid takes Mastercard, Visa and Discover
When you pick her up, your clothing must look fine
Show her you have good taste when you go to dine
The evening's not over, you go out to dance
Break out that charge card, there's always more expense
Chorus She says she loves you and money doesn't count
She's talkin' junk, she wants your bank account
Got to spend some bucks if you want to be her lover
Cupid takes Mastercard, Visa and Discover
Repeat Chorus
Charge it!
Copyright 1992 F.D. Stasey
A.M. Stasey