Song Description

Actual explanation of sunspots done with humor

Lyrics

Sun Spots
Copyright 2003 Ric Seaberg/Marie Deatherage

He was payin? his bills on the internet...when the
Sun spots...sabotaged earth
It was the biggest fire in recorded time, the biggest
Sun spots in the universe

Well he clicked to send all the bills he paid....that?s when his
Hard drive....stranded his purse
It was the coldest freeze a computer?s known
The coldest hard drive in the universe

So that?s when he put his mouse away and he tried to call support
But he couldnt get a dial tone
You may not get to use the phone when

Sun spots create a mass ejection in the hot solar atmosphere
Radiation is emitted all across the spectrum and the
Xrays end up here

Solo

Oh the radio waves in the radio stopped when the
Sun spots...vandalized earth
And the banker said no, we can?t send your dough because the
Sun spots....are getting worse

So that?s when he thought he might need a margarita
And found the nearest bar
But when he ordered his drink....the waitress smirked
Our blender never seems to work when...

Sun spots create a mass ejection in the hot solar atmosphere
Radiation is emitted all across the spectrum and the
Xrays end up here
Radiation is emitted all across the spectrum and the
Xrays end up here
Woooooo