Song Description

Up tempo, humorous song about a couple hooking up on the internet

Lyrics

LAPTOP LOVER

1st verse

HE WORKS THE ROAD , SHE WORKS THE NET
HE'S A LAPTOP LOVER , SHE'S A P.C. PET
THEY MET IN A CHATROOM WITH THEIR VIRTUAL LIVES
HARD DRIVE HANK AND HAWAIIAN EYES

2nd Verse

THEY HIT RIGHT OFF, DIDN'T WASTE NO TIME
YOU SHOW ME YOUR WEBSITE HUN AND I'LL SHOW YOU MINE
THEY TRADED SOME OL' GLAMOUR PICS FROM TWENTY YEARS AGO
PROMISING A RENDEZVOUS DOWN AT THE GYPSIE ROSE

Chorus

CYBER LOVE IS GUESSING GAME A VIRTUAL WHO IS WHO
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S IN A NAME, SCARY BUT IT'S TRUE
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE YOU WISH TO IMPRESS
IT'S HUMAN NATURE TO SHADE THE TRUTH A LITTLE AND HOPE FOR THE BEST

3rd Verse

WHEN THEY MET EACH OTHER THEY WERE HORRIFIED
SHE SAID "HARD DRIVE HANK? " HE SAID "HAWAIIAN EYES?"
HIS PORTRAIT DID NOT SHOW HIM TO BE 4 FT 8
HE SWORE TO GOD SHE'D NEVER FIT THROUGH HIS GARDEN GATE

Breakdown

THEY BEAT IT HOME, DIDN'T WASTE NO TIME
THEY COULD HARDLY WAIT TO GET BACK ONLINE
THEY CHANGED THEIR NAMES TO COVER THEIR DEMISE
HORN DOG HAL AND THE GODDESS IN DISGUISE

Chorus

Tag

HEY HUN, YOU'RE NEW IN HERE AREN'T YOU?
THE GIRLS JUST CALL ME HORN DOG
YOU SAY THE GUYS CALL YOU THE GODDESS