Song Description

Uptempo/Tongue in Cheek/Country Sod Buster

Lyrics

I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY Randal Patterson/Andrew Brundage

I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY
I JUST FOUND THE HAT
THOUGH I WALK WITH A BOW LEGGED SWAGGER
IT'S BECAUSE MY FEET ARE FLAT
I'VE GOT CHEWIN' TOBACCO TO STAIN MY TEETH
I DRINK WHISKEY 'TILL I GO BLIND
NO I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY
BUT IF YOU THINK SO I WON'T MIND

I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY
THOUGH YOU CAN SMELL MY BOOTS
JUST HAPPENS MY SHOES AND COW MANURE ARE ALWAYS IN CAHOOTS
I'V GOT A WHITTLIN' KNIFE STASHED DOWN MY PANTS
SO DON'T SNEEK UP FROM BEHIND
I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY
BUT IF YOU THINK SO I WON'T MIND

(Chorus)
I'D LIKE TO RIDE THE RANGE
BEHIND THE LOCAL GRAINGE
SQUINT AT BUZZARDS
CIRCLIN' IN THE SUN
LAUGH AT RODEO CLOWNS
CHEW MY TOOTHPICK DOWN
WHILE WRESTLIN' BRAMA BULLS
ON THE RUN

(Instrumental Verse)

WELL I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY
I WEAR A BIG BUCKLED BELT
IT'S MOSTLY USED TO KEEP MY JEANS UP
AND TO MAKE MY PRESENCE FELT
WHEN THE LIGHT HITS THE BUTTONS
ON MY DENNOM SHIRT
YOU CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH THEY SHINE
I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY
BUT IF YOU THINK SO I WON'T MIND

(Chorus)

WELL I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY
BUT I LOVE THAT TEXAS SWING
AND WALKIN' WITH MY LADY
THROUGH THE SAGEBRUSH
I LOVE TO HEAR THE COYOTES SING
WELL IT MUST HAVE ALL STARTED
WITH THE COWBOY HAT
THAT I JUST HAPPENED TO FIND
NO, I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY
BUT IF YOU THINK SO I WON'T MIND

I'M NOT REALLY A COWBOY
BUT IF YOU THINK SO I WON'T MIND






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