Story Behind The Song

Growing up in an inner city ridden with crime and unemployment...

Song Description

Living in hell and what it's like...

Lyrics

Kriminal Prankster©2001 Words & Music by:
Pat Masters & Cory Jacobs (813) 908-6136


Verse 1 A CORNY WHITE POLLOCK FROM THE EAST BLOCK OF HELL HOLE CITY
GOT THE WELFARE COMMITTEE BREATHIN' DOWN MY NECK
WHEN ALL I WANT IS A LITTLE RESPECT? DO I GOTTA BUST EM' IN THEIR GRILL
AND WATCH THEIR BLOOD SPILL BEFORE THEY REALIZE THE PAIN I FEEL
CAUSE I'M BROKE AS FUCK FEELIN' LIKE I'M STUCK TRAPPED WITH NO WAY OUT
THERE'S GOTTA BE ANOTHER ROUTE TO GET ME OUT? BUT I DON'T SEE ONE
THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT A GUN? WITH MY BACK AGAINST A BRICK WALL
ABOUT TO FALL OFF A SKYSCRAPER GUESS I GOTTA PULL ANOTHER CAPER?GET ME THAT PAPER?
THIS IS JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF THE NUMBER ONE KRIMINAL PRANKSTER?

Chorus YOU DON?T KNOW WHAT YOU DONE STARTED
YOU ASKED FOR IT NOW YOU GOT IT
DON?T JUDGE ME CAUSE YOU GOT NO CLUE
ABOUT MY LIFE AND WHAT I?VE BEEN THROUGH

Verse 2 I DIDN'T ASK TO BE HERE WHY DO I HAVE TO FEEL THE PAIN COMING DOWN LIKE A HARD RAIN
THIS SHIT'S DRIVING ME INSANE? ABOUT TO PUT A BULLET IN MY BRAIN? (IN MY BRAIN)
BUT THEN I THINK ABOUT HOW HAPPY THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL?
FUCK THAT BITCH LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I DEAL
IN THIS JUNGLE MADE OF CONCRETE STONE AND STEEL
BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK JACK THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST MEAL
TAKE A CHANCE WITH A PIECE OF COLD STEEL?
FIRST YOU MAKE UM' GET DOWN AND WHEN THEY KNEEL?
POP A CAP SO YOU KNOW THEY WON'T SQUEAL
GRAB THE CASH? MAKE A DASH? IT AIN'T NO BIG DEAL?

Chorus YOU DON?T KNOW WHAT YOU DONE STARTED
YOU ASKED FOR IT NOW YOU GOT IT
DON?T JUDGE ME CAUSE YOU GOT NO CLUE
ABOUT MY LIFE AND WHAT I?VE BEEN THROUGH

Verse 3 ANOTHER DAY COMES? THEN IT PASSES? SAME OL' SHIT IT'S LIKE DEATH AND TAXES
GOTTA MAKE YOUR OWN BREAKS DO YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE THE NUMBER ONE GANGSTER? A KRIMINAL PRANKSTER?
LISTEN UP CHUMP YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A BUSTER?
CATCH YOUR BITCH ASS IN THE BOTTOM OF A DUMPSTER
HANGIN' WITH THESE CRAZY'S? 'LL GET YOU PUSHIN' DAISY'S
YOUNG PUNKS SO STUPID THEY AMAZE ME?
SEE EM' ALL CHILLIN' ON THE CORNER? SELLIN CRACK AND SACKS A MARiJUANA
LIKE A STORM POUNDIN' DOWN HARD ON EM'? BITCH ASS NEVER SEEN IT COMIN'?

Chorus YOU DON?T KNOW WHAT YOU DONE STARTED
YOU ASKED FOR IT NOW YOU GOT IT
DON?T JUDGE ME CAUSE YOU GOT NO CLUE
ABOUT MY LIFE AND WHAT I?VE BEEN THROUGH (LISTEN UP CHUMP)
(SOLO)
Verse 4 NEVER IMAGINED I'D BE THE ONE TO JACK YOUR ASS? TAKE YOUR FUNDS
MAYBE I CAN SPIT IT FOR YOU AS YOUR BLOOD RUNS?
THAT SHIT THAT YOU DID? THAT WAS STUPID KID?
RUNNIN' OFF AT THE MOUTH THE WAY YOU DID?
BETCHA THAT'S ONE THING YOU WISH YOU NEVER DID?
CAUSE PUSSIES LIKE YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE DEAL
I'LL BUST YOUR ASS UP AND THEN ENJOY MY NEXT MEAL
LIKE A THORN IN YOU SIDE? I'M DAM SURE FOR REAL
PUSSY ASS BITCH YOU AIN'T NO BIG DEAL?
JUST A DUMB MOTHER FUCKER REACHIN' FOR YOUR STEEL?
TOO LATE? DROP YOUR SHIT? TURN YOUR BACK AND KNEEL?
CONCLUDES ANOTHER NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF A KRIMINAL PRANKSTER?

Chorus YOU DON?T KNOW WHAT YOU DONE STARTED
YOU ASKED FOR IT NOW YOU GOT IT
DON?T JUDGE ME CAUSE YOU GOT NO CLUE
ABOUT MY LIFE AND WHAT I?VE BEEN THROUGH? END!