Lyrics

TYPICAL AMERICAN MALE
(C) 2000, 2003 GOODNIGHT KISS MUSIC, BMI

I ROLL OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING
IT?S TIME TO START MY DAY
I STUMBLE TO THE BATHROOM
TIME TO SHIT, SHOWER AND SHAVE

IT?S JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE
OF A TYPICAL AMERICAN MALE
I?M GETTING READY FOR WORK
BUT SOMEHOW I FEEL LIKE I?M JUST CHASING MY TAIL
TRYING TO SAVE FOR SOME RAINY DAY
BUT IT?S ALL TO NO AVAIL
I?M A TYPICAL AMERICAN MALE

GOT COFFEE IN THE KITCHEN
AND I?M MAKING BOLOGNA FOR LUNCH
IT?S TIME TO GO TO WORK AGAIN
THIS REALLY SUCKS
LET?S SEE I PAID THE ELECTRIC
PHONE AND CABLE TOO
OH I ALMOST FORGOT
DAMN CAR INSURANCE IS DUE

MOST OF US ARE JUST LIVING FROM PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK ANYWAY
AND THE GOVERNMENT IS SUCKING EVERY LITTLE LAST RED CENT OUT OF US
AIN?T THAT JUST GREAT

SO I GRAB A BEER AT THE END OF THE DAY
AND I WONDER IF IT?S ALL BEEN WORTH IT
AM I LIVING JUST TO PAY THESE BILLS
WHAT A CROCK