Redneck Divorce

Story Behind The Song

Started working on a completely different title and the song morphed into what would happen if a young couple in a doublewide got a divorce

Song Description

there is no long description for a song that is only 2:30

Song Length 2:29 Genre Country - Traditional, Country - Honky Tonk
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Female Vocal
Mood Fuming, Furious Subject Divorce, Fight
Similar Artists Miranda Lambert, Loretta Lynn Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Redneck Divorce

Well I said 'I do'
And now I don't
He's cheated on me
For the very last time

A doublewide and a boat
Is all we got
And when I leave
I plan to take the half that's mine

So I'll take this big old rusty chainsaw
And cut a line down the middle of the floor
Through half the bed right down the hallway
Through the kitchenette passed the door
Don't need no judge or fancy lawyer dragging me into court
I'm filing for a White trash, Redneck divorce

He's probably drunk
Down at the bar
Weddin' ring in his pocket
Buzzin like a bee

That party boat
Ain't gonna float, honey
That's what he gets
For naming it after me

Cuz I'll take this big old rusty chainsaw
And cut a hole right through the hull
Through half the motor and those fishing rods
He's got layin' there in the floor
Don't need no judge or fancy lawyer
Draggin' me into court
I'll filing for a White trash, Redneck divorce

(Break)
(Bridge)
No hard feelings I'll be fine
Just you wait and see
I looked it up in one of those big law books
It's called community property...

(Break)

I'm gonna take this rusty chainsaw
And cut a line down the middle of the floor
Through half the bed right down the hallway
Through the kitchenette passed the door
Don't need no judge or fancy lawyer
Draggin' me into court
I'm filing for a White trash, Redneck divorce

I'll settle for a
White trash. Redneck. D-I-V-O-R-C-E!

Lyrics Paul Cook Music Paul Cook
Producer Terry Mashburn Publisher Turtle on a Fencepost
Performance Morgan Reatherford Label Big Note Records

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