Paul Cook

Paul Cook

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Country - Religious | Abilene, Texas, United States
Total Song Plays: 11,998   
Member Since: 2008
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Plays:

129

Song Description

there is no long description for a song that is only 2:30

Story Behind the Song

Started working on a completely different title and the song morphed into what would happen if a young couple in a doublewide got a divorce

Lyrics

Redneck Divorce

Well I said 'I do'
And now I don't
He's cheated on me
For the very last time

A doublewide and a boat
Is all we got
And when I leave
I plan to take the half that's mine

So I'll take this big old rusty chainsaw
And cut a line down the middle of the floor
Through half the bed right down the hallway
Through the kitchenette passed the door
Don't need no judge or fancy lawyer dragging me into court
I'm filing for a White trash, Redneck divorce

He's probably drunk
Down at the bar
Weddin' ring in his pocket
Buzzin like a bee

That party boat
Ain't gonna float, honey
That's what he gets
For naming it after me

Cuz I'll take this big old rusty chainsaw
And cut a hole right through the hull
Through half the motor and those fishing rods
He's got layin' there in the floor
Don't need no judge or fancy lawyer
Draggin' me into court
I'll filing for a White trash, Redneck divorce

(Break)
(Bridge)
No hard feelings I'll be fine
Just you wait and see
I looked it up in one of those big law books
It's called community property...

(Break)

I'm gonna take this rusty chainsaw
And cut a line down the middle of the floor
Through half the bed right down the hallway
Through the kitchenette passed the door
Don't need no judge or fancy lawyer
Draggin' me into court
I'm filing for a White trash, Redneck divorce

I'll settle for a
White trash. Redneck. D-I-V-O-R-C-E!

Song Length
2:29
Genres
Country - Traditional, Country - Honky Tonk
Tempo / Feel
Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal
Female Vocal
Moods
Fuming, Furious

Subject Matter
Divorce, Fight

Similar Artists
Miranda Lambert, Loretta Lynn
Language
English
Era
2000 and later

Lyric Credits Paul Cook
Music Credits Paul Cook
Producer Credits Terry Mashburn
Publisher Credits Turtle on a Fencepost
Performance Credits Morgan Reatherford
Label Credits Big Note Records