Lyrics

Embedded in my mind
Is that historic day
I found you in my high heels and lacy lingerie

To the outside world a tough guy
Call yourself an icon
But behind closed doors
You've got a long blonde wig on

Cross dresser
You like pretending you're me
Cross dresser
In privacy you're a she
Oh, the great pretender

You want to be a lady
So pretty all made up
Trapped inside your chromosomes
You love to strut your stuff

Here's the glass ceiling to show you what you're worth
PMS and EPT's
I'd love to see you give birth

Cross Dresser
You like pretending you're me
Cross Dresser
In privacy you're a she
Oh, the great pretender

If your friends at school knew
What would they say?
Are you straight or gay?
Could you teach us to play?
Could you drop the bomb
And tell your dad and mom that you're a

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