G.O.P. (Gay Old Party)

Story Behind The Song

This fun song addresses the blatant hypocrisy of the Republicans and their numerous closeted ant-gay homosexual politicians.

Song Description

GOP must stand for Gay Old Party because there are sooooo many examples of anti-gay Republicans being exposed as homosexuals (Larry Craig, Mark Foley, etc.). This song makes fun of the blatant hypocrisy. It's a funny and fun as hell. Very catchy!

Song Length 3:18 Genre Rock - Alternative, Rock - New Wave
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Blissful, Welcoming Subject Conservative , Homosexuality
Similar Artists Animal Collective, Weezer Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

Hypocritical kinda
'Cause he don't like the vagina
But he's always down to sign
Another gay-bash bill

He's always up for hatin'
But in bathroom stalls he's waitin'
For a bit of male matin'
If there's time to kill

Tryin' to flip another Paige
Who's underage, and quiet straight
Always prancing out the wife
A beard for life
Who knew?!

Homophobic preacher
Toss your salad and he'll eat ya
Come on pretty boys he'll treat ya
If you got some crank

GOP reporter lobbing softballs from the corner
Male escort, yeah well sorta
Do you need a spank?

Tryin' to cure that pesky gay
Pray it away
And now you're straight
Always prancing out the wife
A beard for life
Who knew?!

Dance Dance Dance
We're the Gay Old Party
You silly silly boy
Prance Prance Prance
We're the Gay Old Party
Just come on don't be coy
You silly silly boy

Tryin' to flip another Paige
Who's underage, and quiet straight
Always prancing out the wife
A beard for life
Who knew?!

Dance Dance Dance
We're the Gay Old Party
You silly silly boy
Prance Prance Prance
We're the Gay Old Party
Just come on don't be coy
You silly silly boy

Lyrics Noodle Muffin Music Noodle Muffin
Producer Noodle Muffin Publisher Fyoog State Records
Performance Noodle Muffin Label Fyoog State Records

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