747

Story Behind The Song

A funny song about a guys who is a little too well endowed and the frustration that ensues. Hilarious, catchy sing-a-long song!

Song Description

A funny song about a guys who is a little too well endowed and the frustration that ensues. Hilarious, catchy sing-a-long song!

Song Length 2:04 Genre Rock - Alternative, Rock - Indie/Low-Fi
Tempo Medium (111 - 130) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Amiable, Heartbreaking Subject Sex Acts, Body/Bodies
Similar Artists Ween, The Flaming Lips Language English
Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

My penis is as large as a 747
You think that would be heaven
But I really gotta tell
You're gonna split
No doubt about it

etc.

A lascivious loose lady
Once heard of my large stature
Pictures proved she'd put
Baseball bats and fists inside her
"I'll not split!"
She said too quick
Well, she thought it would be heaven
Until my monster grew and peaked
She thought it would be heaven
But sure as hell my magnum made her split

Lyrics Noodle Muffin Music Noodle Muffin
Producer Noodle Muffin Publisher Fyoog State Records
Performance Noodle Muffin Label Fyoog State Records

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