Story Behind The Song

Just a thought.

Song Description

Supposed to be when families get together in harmany....but no!

Lyrics

THE CHRISTMAS FAMILY BBQ

CHORUS;
IT?S A TIME OF GOODWILL A TIME OF CHEER
IT?S A TIME WHEN FAMILIES SHOULD ALL HEAR
YOU LOVE ME AND I LOVE YOU
IT?S THE CHRISTMAS FAMILY BBQ


AUNT MARY?S IN THE KITCHEN HANDING OUT STARES
THAT?D MAKE A MASS MURDERER SMILE
AND OLD UNCLE JACK?S GONE AND DROPPED HIS DAKS
AND MADE COUSIN FELICITY CRY
THEN GRANDMA JONES TOOK OUT HER TEETH
AND SAID LET?S DO THE TWIST
SHE LOOKED LIKE CHUBBY CHECKER
TILL SHE FELL AND BROKE HER WRIST

CHORUS:

THERE?S A BRAWL BETWEEN FOUR BROTHERS
THAT NEVER SEE EYE TO EYE
AND DENNIS, OUR MENACE, PUT THE CAT IN THE AVIARY TO WATCH THE FEATHERS ALL FLY
WELL THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR CALLED THE COPS
?CAUSE OUR MUSIC?S WAY TOO LOUD
SO DAD RIPPED OFF HIS WOODEN LEG
AND SMACKED HIM IN THE MOUTH

CHORUS:;

BRIDGE:

AMY ACTS LIKE SHE?S ON SOMETHIN? MUM JUST SAYS SHE?S NUTS
BRIAN IS A TAX INSPECTOR WE ALL HATE HIS GUTS
KELLY IS AN ESCORT BUT DAD SAYS SHE?S A PRO
JIMMY?S A RAP SINGER CALLS EVERYBODY BRO


SOLO; ( CHORUS MELODY )


AHHH THE CHOPS CAUGHT FIRE AND A CLOUD OF SMOKE
CAUSED THE FIRE BRIGADE TO TURN UP
AND THERE?S SO MUCH BOOZE SPILT ON THE BACK PORCH
THAT THE DOG GOT PIE EYED DRUNK
WELL GRANDPA PEED INTO THE SPA
AND SO DID UNCLE PERC
THE BRAWL?S STILL RAGIN? TOO LATE FOR
A DOCTOR CALL A HEARSE

FINAL CHORUS;
IT?S A TIME OF GOODWILL A TIME OF CHEER
IT?S A TIME WHEN WE DRINK TOO MUCH BEER
YOU LOVE ME AND I LOVE YOU, IT?S THE CHRISTMAS FAMILY BBQ
YEAH - LIKE CRAZY MONKIES AT THE ZOO
IT?S OUR CHRISTMAS FAMILY, INSANE FAMILY,
CHRISTMAS FAMILY BBQ