Lyrics

I have to stop the wrinkles I use skin cream every day
Sunblock 30 plus for protection from the harmful UV rays
To take care of your Chi, you know, it really isn't gay
And I was Shirley Maclaine in a previous life

I'm a lesbian who's trapped inside the body of a man
I get in touch with the inner child every chance I can
So I stay young I inject myself with monkey's thyroid glands
And I was Shirley Maclaine in a previous life

Fatbusters and liposuction keep me fit and trim
Tummytucks are worth the bucks beats sweating in the gym
I've had so many facelifts now I wear a constant grin
And I was Shirley Maclaine in a previous life

We're all made out of stardust; we're all children of the universe
That's what my guru says
I've got to keep my mind clear
So that I can hear those little voices speaking
In my head, in my head, in my head

Take supplements and vitamins, may cause blindness and diarrhea
And everyone keeps saying I look younger every year
I've outer body experiences where I go to a higher plane
In a previous life I was Shirley Maclaine

I was Shirley Maclaine
I was Shirley Maclaine
I was Shirley Maclaine

copyright 2005 Gregory Puskas, Stephen Howard