Song Description

Satirical look at the dangers of a late night meal in Chinatown.

Lyrics

Have you ever been to Chinatown?
Chicken foot and schnauzer hound
Either way you?re going to pay,
Eating off late night buffet

Win a prize if you can keep it down
Eating late in Chinatown
Pay a little more for the thigh and breast?
For the hooves and claws you?ll pay just a little bit less

You say you don?t like eating small cats and dogs
I?ll check in back for you make nice stir-fry made of frogs
You don?t think you can keep it down
Well General TSO might have to show you how

Three happiness means it come out three holes
Out your mouth, your ass, and maybe out your nose
Kung Pao! Did I scare you? Break it down now

Break it down let?s raise the roof
I make you nice soup made of hairy goat hoof
For drippy asshole from the MSG,
Take 2 spring rolls and a cup of tea

After binge drink big man you fall off wagon
Then come see me for Butt like dragon
You want to buy firecracker, white cracker?. POW
Fire in your hole, little schezwan in your pipe
That will teach you not to stereotype

Special broth is ancient Chinese secret
There?s an eye in your soup and I think you don?t see it
Sticky rice where fortunes lie in cookie shell
In Chinatown or our new location in Naperville

Chop sue me? Chop sue you!
You Yankee
You don?t my orange sauce it too spicy
Well then go, go to Benihana where they Slicey Dicey
They make amusement with your food
Come down wear the food is good

Eating Late in Chinatown, I don?t think you can keep it down.
You are going to pay, eating off late night buffet