Lyrics

Queen of the Neighborhood
(Marna Bales, Jody Boyd, Melanie Cox, John McNiel ? copyright 2006)

Mowin? the lawn in her high-heeled shoes
One hand on the mower, one hand on the booze
She flashes a smile when the neighbors stare
At her Daisy Duke shorts and her bleached blonde hair
Her spray-on tan keeps her lookin? good
She?s been crowned
The Queen of the neighborhood

She paid good money for her teenage curves
A middle age silicone Barbie-doll girl
Mirror mirror says she looks so good
She?s the queen, the queen of the neighborhood

She?s the anchor of the neighborhood news
Got all the dirt on who?s cheatin? who
She?s advertising to the pretty boy-toys
Wants to rob the cradle and make some noise
She rules the roost, yeah it?s understood
who wears the crown
The Queen of the neighborhood

Got a .38 stashed in her make-up case
A life-long member of the NRA
Ready to fight, so you best be good
Don?t cross the queen, the Queen of the neighborhood

Got a screw or two loose under her hood
Better watch the Queen, the Queen of the neighborhood

She paid good money for her teenage curves
A middle age silicone Barbie-doll girl
Mirror mirror says she looks so good
She?s the queen of the neighborhood
Got a .38 stashed in her make-up case
A life-long member of the NRA
Ready to fight, so you best be good
Don?t cross the Queen, the Queen of the neighborhood

All hail the Queen, all hail the Queen, all hail the Queen,
All hail, the Queen of the neighborhood