Lyrics

Pardon me if I seem cocky
Excuse me if I seem smug,
But eventually you?ll catch it too, the Christmas flu
The BAHHum bug
Racing and running and flopping around
careening like crazy all over the town!
Can you feel it? The holiday rush
Its coming! Its here! The Christmas Crush!

Cindy wants a music box, Tommy wants a train
Fixins? for the Christmas goose
Blimey what a pain

Pardon me if I seem cocky
Excuse me if I seem smug
But eventually you?ll catch it too, the Christmas flu
The BahHum bug

The bah humbug, the bah humbug
Eventually you?ll catch it
The bah hum bug
The bah hum bug
The bahhhhhhhhhh hum bug

Racing and running and flopping around
Careening like crazy all over the town!
Can you feel it? The holiday rush
Can you feel it? The Christmas crush

Every one?s so cherry. Everyone?s so nice
Goodness and sweetness abounds.
If you?re willing to pay the price.
Uncle Walter wants a wheelbarrow
Cousin Connie covets cookies
Harold McClarty wants a Christmas loan
To pay off all his bookies

Well, excuse me if I seem cocky
Excuse me if I seem smug
But eventually you?ll catch it too,
The Christmas flu, the Bah-Hum bug

The bah humbug, the bah humbug
Eventually you?ll catch it
The bah hum bug
The bah hum bug
The bahhhhhhhhhh hum bug

Racing and running and flopping around
Careening like crazy all over the town!
Can you feel it? The holiday rush
Can you feel it? The Christmas crush

The milk of human kindness,
Everyone, live and let live.
Let?s just all be honest
Its better to receive than give

So now I hope you?re happy
You?ve had your song and dance
Some patter, a little jig,
some seltzer down your pants!

(Retard) But let this be a warning
For those who may remain.
From time to time, I might remind you
with my sweet refrain

The bah humbug, the bah humbug
Eventually you?ll catch it
The bah hum bug
The bah hum bug
The bahhhhhhhhhh (audience) HUM BUG!!